Friends, I got behind with the start of the semester and just realized how low we are on coffee! Disaster!

Thankfully, as benevolent dictator of the club, I can act quickly and not bother with any pesky democratic deliberation when crisis strikes. I have proceeded to go with Adina's suggestion and ordered a luxurious Italian, non-biodegradable box of LIMITED EDITION HOLIDAY COFFEE. It should arrive early next week.

Remember that you can unseat me at any time.