The great Nomadic Voodoo Funk Squid Temple archive booty sale.

Please do not attempt to buy this item unless you are using Nomadic Voodoo Funk Squid Temple money. This archive, made of diligently hand harvested screw-bound words and images, covers such epic adventures as were had by legendary and legacy Space Pirates alike as they voyaged around the otherwise deserted islands of paradise including The Time Bank, The Michelin Garage, The Office, Hoe Street and Leyton.

This item will only be released to (ie is only intended to be owned by) Legendary Space Pirates who were intrinsically involved in the adventures of the Nomadic Voodoo Funk Squid Temple - You know who you are ;) 

This transaction is intended to drain the Nomadic Vodoo coffers dry by summoning the last remaining funds from the murky depths of whoever's bank account(s) it is in at present... £1500 is an approximation in place of the as yet unconfirmed exact figure. 

Please do not attempt to buy this item if you are not using the Nomadic Voodoo Funk Squid Temple money. Any such payments will be gratefully received and considered as donations. However these payments will guarantee a place in a gazumping process which will be triggered should Nomadic Voodoo not step forward by the third clear full moon seen from London, whenever that may be.